Category: jongdae

Conversation

jongdae: why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…
chanyeol: mealworm
baekhyun: Nut

Regular

minseok: you’re not allowed to fall in love me

jongdae: lol easy

jongdae, a week later: T H E R E I S A P R O B L E M !!!!A A A

Conversation

baekhyun: i’ve spent all these years working hard with this group, through my blood, sweat, and tears, and giving countless hours of sleep to better our group and reach new heights, yet here i am, SLIGHTED, TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF, DESTROYED-
minseok: is this really because you’ve never seen me naked?
jongdae: yes WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS WE’VE ALL SEEN EACH OTHER NAKED
baekhyun: EXCEPT YOU!!!!!!!!! IT’S LIKE SOMETIMES YOU GIVE AND YOU GIVE BUT LIFE JUST TAKES AND TAKE-
minseok: you’re never going to see me naked

Chen who is unamused by Baekhyun’s obsession o…

Chen who is unamused by Baekhyun’s obsession over Himalaya

Baekhyun who badly wants to go to Himalaya

Baekhyun who badly wants to go to Himalaya

CBX knew right from the start where they were …

CBX knew right from the start where they were headed to (thanks to their manager who couldn’t keep a secret ㅋㅋㅋㅋ)

CBX reality show initial ideas:1. Himalaya2. D…

CBX reality show initial ideas:

1. Himalaya

2. Deserted island

Conversation

minseok: i’m pregnant
baekhyun: ohhhh my god i can’t believe it! we’re all gonna be parents!!!!
minseok: once again, you don’t even live here. and i would never have sex with you.
jongdae: *crying* oh my god i can’t believe it… three parents … this kid is gonna be so loved

Conversation

*in the group chat*
baekhyun: bts was created by the government to permanently close your third eye
baekhyun: *doesn’t pick up phone for the next three weeks*
jongdae: damn they got him

Conversation

jongdae: hey, yixing, what’s your type?
minseok: of what
jongin: blood
yixing: OH it’s red