Category: jongdae

Regular

jongdae: my dick is like life, life is HARD

sehun: life is also short

Regular

*exo sneaking into the lobby of the sm coex building at 2am*

sehun: ok so what should we make the chairs say for yixing’s birthday

baekhyun: how about please come back im dying PLEASE

kyungsoo: uhhhhh how about something less desperate

jongdae: get lay’d

minseok: no

junmyeon: ME XING YOU

exo:

Conversation

jongdae: it’s finally the sexiest time of the year
baekhyun: yixing’s birthday?
jongdae: no, i mean yes, that too, but it’s also pumpkin and spicy sin-namon dust sauce season.
kyungsoo: hey jongdae
jongdae: no constructive criticism allowed ! fuck off !!!

Regular

Jongdae: I’m a confident driver

Minseok: You almost just ran someone over

Jongdae: Confidently, though

Conversation

Junmyeon: Fact: I can jump higher than any tree.
Jongdae: Oh? And how is that possible?
Junmyeon: Trees can’t jump.
Jongdae: I will destroy you.

Regular

jongdae: ive decided not to care!

minseok: oh ?

jongdae, five minutes later: i cant do this

Conversation

jongdae: sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
junmyeon: aw rats
jongdae:

Conversation

chanyeol: the oppressione never cease
jongdae: what happened yeol?
chanyeol: im was given one (1) compliment. only one

Conversation

jongdae: i was defending your honor!
baekhyun: oh, see, that’s a waste of time because i have no honor

Conversation

jongdae: *puts honey in his tea* hell yeah get in that leaf juice you sexy sexy bee sauce
kyungsoo: do you take constructive criticism on your sentences
jongdae: i absolutely fucking do not