Category: jongdae

Regular

sehun: jongdae’s the pettiest

yixing: what’d he do this time?

sehun: i asked for a glass of water and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

Conversation

junmyeon, on the phone: I’m not worried yet haha, it’s only been, what? 2 hours since I left? It’s not like anyone’s had enough time to burn down the kitchen or adopt more raccoons. hahahah
kyungsoo, watching baekhyun try to haul a fire extinguisher into the kitchen discreetly but failing, sehun using a towel and a fan to keep the smoke from hitting the smoke alarm, minseok taking 4 shots of tequila in a row, jongdae and chanyeol running around with four wet raccoons clinging to each of them, someone is screaming: haha yeah of course everything is fine, it’s only been two hours hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t punch…

minseok: i’d rather just do it myself
chanyeol: no one has yelled “world star” yet
jongin: i’ll open your mouth and swallow your whole arm
yixing: my mom specifically instructed me to have a good day
junmyeon: your fist is so pristine
kyungsoo: wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends
jongdae: i’m so underdressed
baekhyun: it would be way too rewarding
sehun: when you move in to punch me, i’m going to hold a bucket in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll just look ridiculous

“sex is cool but…” exo edition

baekhyun: sex is cool but have you ever had someone pay attention to you
junmyeon: sex is cool but have you ever started crying in the middle of the bread aisle at a grocery store
kyungsoo: sex is cool but have you tried washing your dishes right after you use them so they don’t pile up in the sink??????
sehun: man sex is cool but i want you to fuck my mind, let’s discuss business moves, travel, spirituality, food, n all tht good shit
jongin: sex is cool but bro have you ever tried using sleep as a form of escapism from reality?
yixing: sex is cool but have you ever had a complete stranger complement you when you were feeling really insecure
minseok: sex is cool but have you ever deprived yourself of sleep every night contemplating life as time passes you by while you have an existential crisis as you slowly die inside more and more each night
jongdae: sex is cool but have you ever tried garlic bread?
chanyeol: sex is cool but what’s cooler than cool? ice cold. i can’t hear ya. i say what’s cooler than being cool? ice cold. alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alrigh

Conversation

baekhyun: i’m so cold
yixing: awww here’s my jacket
jongdae: i’m so cold
minseok: then perish

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